taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
and when it all goes to hell,
will you be able to tell me sorry with a straight face?
*drops out of school to become a full time taylor swift fan*
This isn’t just goodbye, boy, is it? This is farewell.